What I've Heard

"Why is life so tough?"
She asked, standing three feet high.

Late Night Lovers

"I'm basically dating a German Shepard.
She said 'Das stimmt!' and then licked my face."
- Danny Microwave

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Look up! This is the ceiling of the ballroom in the Pitt union building. That line of lights made the negatives really interesting. Off of this one image I was able to get a wide variety of prints. By tweaking with exposure times and different types of print paper I was able to change the aesthetic of those lights completely.
When my photography teacher, the infamous and fantastic Anthony "Uncle Antwon" Goodwin, saw this picture he said:
"No. No, no, no. You can't be taking photos like that. No. NO! Not until after art school. Go kill yourself."
:)