Soda, Soda, Squidy Ink

Soda, soda, fizzy drink!
Bubbles coursing through my veins
I bet I'll drink more than you think!

Compliments and bursting clouds of pink
Pouring bubblegum toothpaste when it rains
Soda, soda fizzy drink!

Open my eyes, never let me blink
Pupils dilated to stare down the success he feigns
I bet I'll drink more than you think!

Come on, harmonize, let's sing in sync
Let's also synchronize our brains
Say it with me: Soda, soda, fizzy drink!

Rorschach your Sunday best with squid ink
Don't ask me where I tossed the salty remains
I bet I'll drink more than you think!

And finally you ask, with a wink
"Will you let your hair get wet when it rains?"
(Smile, laugh, nonsense, reply)
Soda, soda, fizzy drink!
I bet I'll drink more than you think!