I Just Bought a Couch

I just bought a couch.
Yeah,
A couch.
A loveseat, really, I guess that's what they're called.
It's upholstered like royalty but somebody else didn't want it.
So I just bought a couch.
I keep imagining all of the times that I'll sit on its edge.
Its very tippy edge.
I'll enjoy it there.
But occasionally I'll sink into its secondhand goodness.
Enjoy that upholstery,
The fluff inside of it.
I'll enjoy it completely and wholly,
For a whole forty-five dollars.
Wow,
I just bought a couch!